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Nothing is wrong and here is why: essays
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9781684579808
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From the Book - First edition.
Introduction
Prologue: Welcome to the new physics!
Part I: The brightest timeline. Chris Christie's wordless screaming
Waiting for pivot: A GOP tragicomedy
Nasty women
Donald Trump and his sons will never talk business again
The true, correct story of what happened at Donald Trump's inauguration
Trumps' budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why
Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
This is not a crisis, Republicans say, as a large spider slowly devours them
What the ethics chief really wanted to say in his resignation letter
A moderate speaks: by God, won't someone else take a stand?
How Paul Manafort came by $934,350 in antique carpets
Melania Trump wants to spend Christmas on a deserted island (with her family)
The day Donald Trump first became a stable genius
Welcome to the normal, low-end furniture store for Trump cabinet members
Keep Scott Pruitt moist
I'm beginning to suspect these were not, in fact, the best people
How dare you do this to Brett Kavanaugh?
The FBI has been very easy to reach about Brett Kavanaugh, and of course the report has been quite easy to read
You are in Melania Trump's nightmare forest of cursed red trees. Keep to the path.
Lock her up?
My book report on The Mueller Report
You think Trump's getting impeached? I defy you to convince anyone at this cursed truck stop.
Part II: Routine nightmares and soothing fables. It is very difficult to get the train to stop
A humanizing profile of your local neo-nazi
Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors
Why won't this career die?
Raising baby Hitler
You may already be running
The privilege tree
Part III: This follows. Excuse me, Director, I have some questions about my role in the spring play as a crisis actor
Everything you wanted to know about deep state but were too scared to ask
Some classic episodes of Trump's space force
Welcome to AP U.S. History! Everyone say Hi to the tank and the 150 heavily armed men.
Part IV: Modest proposals and other commentary. A good time to talk about gun laws
I am sick of these children demanding safe spaces
This magic is too strong to stop
How to sleep at night when families are being separated at the border
Play the "woman card" and reap these rewards
That five-year-old refugee has diabolical plans
I will not take my husband's name
Part V: How not to do things wrong. Famous quotes, the way a woman ought to say them in a meeting
Some interpersonal verbs, conjugated by gender
How to fact-check
How to speak woman
How to parent wrong
What to call racist remarks instead of calling them racist remarks
So, you must speak to the woman who is wearing headphones
Part VI: Finally, we hear from men, measles, and a pigeon. Please stop vaccinating your children. I want to go to Disneyland.
Sorry, I obey the Billy Graham rule
I am a state legislator, and I am here to substitute-teach your biology class
Male authors describe men in literature right
Surprise! I'm back, and I atoned
Without the swimsuit part of Miss America, when will I be able to judge women's appearances?
I'm fine with women in power, just not this one specific woman currently in power
I am in favor of Confederate statues. I am definitely not a pigeon.
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